MIRROR ON THE WALL

"Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Who is the fairest of them all?"
"Methinks no one is fairer than

A nice 'n' white 'n' bright snow-man
For I don't think that he ever can
Even darken himself by sun-tan.

I'LL SHARE A SECRET

You know what? I get Rs.10
From the tooth fairy, when
I place a tooth – right
under my pillow at night.

Now I'll get 32 X Rs.10
(How much is that then?)
Sh.....Sh…Sh! Not a sound.
The tooth fairy might be around.

For, I have an idea very bright _
I'll place Grandpa's dentures there tonight!

HELP!

Wonder from which foreign land
The stork got my baby brother
He doesn't seem to understand us
And we don't follow his blabber

I don't want a communication gap
As I love him so very dearly
So, will someone get a translator?
For I want to befriend him, really.

IN SCHOOL TODAY
 
Some butterflies flew into the Assembly Hall
During the Principal's morning address.
They got fooled into sensing a garden inside
And, perched on her perfumed floral-print dress.

Book Cover Judge

Once I took a big, apple
It looked juicy and red all over.
Mom did offer to cut it
But I judge a book by its cover.
I dug my teeth into it
And met a big, fat worm.
Forced out of its hide-out
It began to angrily squirm
I spat out the bitten piece
For I no longer found it yummy
Thank God! That big, fat worm
Just missed slipping into my tummy.
YUK!!!!
 PN:
Q: What is worse than a worm in an apple???
A: Half a worm in a bitten apple!!!

THE UNWELCOME GUEST              

An uninvited little mouse
 Has caused much havoc in the house.
 It's proved too smart for the trap
And I don't budge from Mom's lap

When Mom wanted it killed with a bat,
Dad suggested, "Let's bring in a cat".
 "So, what now?" You might want to know.
We have a 24/7, Live, 'Tom & Jerry' Show!