By age of 35, what are the things you need to experience, own and learn? Twitterverse for the last few days has been sharing their views on this. Some just went viral!
Here are a few suggestions.
By age 35 you should have lost approximately three* years of your lifespan worrying about healthcare access, rationing medication, not getting basic preventative care, and arguing with your insurance company about coverage.
*If you make it to 35.
— liminal nest : queer and fabulous (@UntoNuggan) May 20, 2018
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by age 35 you should have one pair of jeans you like and a four shirt rotation
— ryan (@yeetztweetz) May 21, 2018
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By age 35 you should run into friends and say "WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!" twice a week. You will never hang out. You'll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018
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By age 35 you should have a shelf full of books you can't read because they're not ebooks, but can't throw away either because you intend to read them.
— Kiran Jonnalagadda (@jackerhack) May 20, 2018
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By age 35 you should have the good sense to both reject society's expectations of you, and be in a constant state of mild terror at the potential consequences thereof.
— Matt Gemmell (@mattgemmell) May 21, 2018
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By age 35, you should have a lot of unwanted opinions that you should be preaching to others unsolicited
— dorku (@Dorkstar) May 20, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have:
✔ Eaten cereal for dinner
✔ Upgraded from airbed to uncomfortable futon
✔ Fought a bear to the point of mutual respect
✔ Own something... like anything
✔ Ugly cried on an airplane while watching Coco
✔ Forgot how to balance a checkbook
— ❤Seanpai Notices YOU❤ (@SeanTheBaptiste) May 15, 2018
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— Perch (@ComicPerch) May 21, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have realized capitalism is bullshit
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 17, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have given up on at least half of your hopes and dreams.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 20, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have written 41 symphonies, 50-odd concertos, 21 operas, a wealth of chamber music, sonatas, masses, serenades and myriad other forms, and be hailed as the greatest musical genius of all time, say experts.
You should also be dead.
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) May 16, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should be blocked by as many people as you follow.
— The Internet Proudly Presents: Palle Hoffstein (@Palle_Hoffstein) May 17, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have saved $4
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 15, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have realized that age means nothing and society has brainwashed you through fear and confomist expectations to suppress the true desires of your heart.
— UNICULT (@UNICULT4JOY) May 16, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have spent 5 years resetting forgotten email passwords.
— Punblicist (@Waughtemala) May 17, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have become disillusioned with at least 3 political parties.
— alex b (@SIGKILL) May 18, 2018
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By the age of 35, you should have saved enough letters from furious lovers to line the cupboard where you keep your skeletons, and swept up at least half your broken dreams retirement experts say.
— J Courtenay Grimwood (@JonCG) May 18, 2018
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By age 35, you should have realized the existential futility of life while smoking a melancholy Gauloise by the Seine.
— Vikram Paralkar (@VikramParalkar) May 18, 2018
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By age 35 you should have at least 15 games that shaped your life and you remeber as fondly as a good vacation that the kids today have absolutely no knowledge of or respect for.
— World striding batgryph! (@arcturax) May 20, 2018
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By age 35, you should have saved seven copies of your favorite novel, to give out to people you meet.
— Tim Spalding (@librarythingtim) May 16, 2018
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by the age of 35, you should have tweeted a witty "by the age of 35" tweet
— an overwhelming surplus of diggity (@spudowiar) May 20, 2018
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By age 35 you should have:
Sold at least one bodily fluid for cash
Been laid off from at least 4 jobs
Cashed out at least one 401(k)
Missed at least 1 rent payment to pay medical bills
Sold all of your belongings at least once
Become a socialist
— Kameron Hurley (@KameronHurley) May 16, 2018
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By the age of 35, you should be 35 years old.
— Matt Kukla (@n_category) May 20, 2018
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By age 35 everyone should have that drawer full of manuals and chargers for appliances and phones they no longer own.
— Pariah Carey (@WhoopseyDaisy) May 20, 2018
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By age 35 you should have 100k emails in your Gmail inbox, most of which are useless, but when you're 35 who has time to clean that shit up?
— Aaron SanFilippo (@AeornFlippout) May 20, 2018
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