<p>Kick<br />Hindi (U/A) ¬¬<br />Cast: Salman Khan, Jacqueline Fernandez, Randeep Hooda, Nawazuddin Siddiqui<br />Director: Sajid Nadiadwala<br /><br /></p>.<p>Salman Khan runs around the globe to find that elusive kick in life. <br /><br />Five songs, one Eid, one Children’s Day and some retrograde amnesia later, he finds it.<br /><br />Phew! And we are already at the fag end of the second half of the film. <br /><br />Nobody expects a Higgs boson-type discovery from this Khan movie. The man himself took great pains to warn beforehand that he has no business whatsoever with ‘samajh’, and that he deals only with ‘dil’. <br /><br />Still, it would have helped had there been some thought process going on in between the numerous kicks he delivers across India and Poland. <br /><br />Meanwhile, the philanthropist hero — who also tries to peddle his Being Human wares — falls in love with Jacqueline Fernandez (a psychiatrist who is better at handling her dance moves than tackling her patients). <br /><br />But she is miffed that her superhero can’t stick to a job. Why? No kick, silly.<br /><br />The action soon shifts to Warsaw where Salman is out to find some real, ahem, kick. This time, he is in quirky company. <br /><br />Randeep Hooda, the cop, wants to jail Salman (now an outlaw), while Nawazuddin Siddiqui wants to settle some evil scores with him.<br /><br />Kick unfolds and concludes on expected lines. <br /><br />The story is completely cuckoo and everyone just coos along, so that Salman gets to do his thing. <br /><br />There are the usual chases, burning cars, exploding choppers, and those trademark pelvic thrusts. Anything new? Well, he keeps his shirt on this time.</p>
<p>Kick<br />Hindi (U/A) ¬¬<br />Cast: Salman Khan, Jacqueline Fernandez, Randeep Hooda, Nawazuddin Siddiqui<br />Director: Sajid Nadiadwala<br /><br /></p>.<p>Salman Khan runs around the globe to find that elusive kick in life. <br /><br />Five songs, one Eid, one Children’s Day and some retrograde amnesia later, he finds it.<br /><br />Phew! And we are already at the fag end of the second half of the film. <br /><br />Nobody expects a Higgs boson-type discovery from this Khan movie. The man himself took great pains to warn beforehand that he has no business whatsoever with ‘samajh’, and that he deals only with ‘dil’. <br /><br />Still, it would have helped had there been some thought process going on in between the numerous kicks he delivers across India and Poland. <br /><br />Meanwhile, the philanthropist hero — who also tries to peddle his Being Human wares — falls in love with Jacqueline Fernandez (a psychiatrist who is better at handling her dance moves than tackling her patients). <br /><br />But she is miffed that her superhero can’t stick to a job. Why? No kick, silly.<br /><br />The action soon shifts to Warsaw where Salman is out to find some real, ahem, kick. This time, he is in quirky company. <br /><br />Randeep Hooda, the cop, wants to jail Salman (now an outlaw), while Nawazuddin Siddiqui wants to settle some evil scores with him.<br /><br />Kick unfolds and concludes on expected lines. <br /><br />The story is completely cuckoo and everyone just coos along, so that Salman gets to do his thing. <br /><br />There are the usual chases, burning cars, exploding choppers, and those trademark pelvic thrusts. Anything new? Well, he keeps his shirt on this time.</p>