It's a threesome

The boy has done his condom-shopping and the girl is ready in her lacy lingerie. Only that their “dirty weekend” getaway is a bhoot bungalow.

So the doors get a life of their own and the lights go off as the lovers make out. The bhoot (with a Marathi tongue) trots in and out at regular intervals to rumble something. Which is enough for our randy boy to get his ‘act’ together and flee.

Well, Ragini MMS is not about a sex tape. It is an out-and-out boo venture by Ekta Kapoor, with reels of inspiration from Paranormal Activity. Sorry, it hardly works.
Goosebumps are mainly manufactured by the hidden cameras in the house. Blame it on the boy who rigged the place and made an MMS deal with a Bollywood producer in exchange of a filmi career.

A few shots offer real chills. The hero who, till now, was dancing to Tu nangi achi lagti hai, runs down the stairs shivering as the ghost in sari gets down to business.

The lead pair — Raj Kumar and Kainaz Motivala — has done a terrific job. Otherwise, Ragini MMS is all shadows and creaks.