<p>As an ardent dog-lover I find myself in the dog house (I don’t mean a kennel but one out of favour with public opinion).<br /><br /> </p>.<p>I was provoked by an article written by Baba Umar in the latest issue of Tehelka, entitled ‘Who let the dogs out?’ It drew the readers’ attention to the alarming increase in the incidence of dog bites in Kashmir.<br /><br /> The top of two pages had a picture of over two dozens dogs waiting in the snow for some hapless tourist to arrive so that they could make a meal of him or her. At first I took it lightly. I gave a copy to Begum Dilshad Sheikh who spends her winters in the neighbouring block in Delhi. She is a beautiful woman and the heart-throb of our mohalla. I hoped after reading it she would postpone her departure for Kashmir. I am still hoping she will do so.<br /><br />I remain as ardent a dog lover as I ever was. I have always had a dog as a companion since I was a child. Not one of them had a pedigree. Even in my years in England I had a Cocker Spaniel but no certificate to prove it. My longest association lasting 14 years was with a German Shepherd Simba. <br /><br />We were as close to each other as any man and beast could be. He not only answered to his name as all dogs do but was able to talk to me in his own language which I understood. When he brought my walking stick and put it in my lap, he meant to say ‘take me out for a walk.’ All dog need exercise. I obeyed his orders and drove him to Lodhi Gardens. When he did the same after dinner, he meant to say ‘take me to Khan Market and buy me an ice-cream cone.’ I did it.<br /><br />He looked forward to Sunday mornings when the family went out for a picnic. We let him out of the car before we reached our chosen spot. He would race along the car, chase cows out - grazing, or a hare and give it a run for its life. He took out his tongue to lick people to show affection. He used his teeth only while hunting squirrels. I could never get him out of the bad habit.<br /><br />Simba was the most handsome dog of his species. But I had no certificate to prove his ancestry: he could have been a pi-dog or a mongrel. Yet owners of German Shepherd bitches pleaded with me to lend Simba’s services when their bitches were on heat. He carried out my orders with great zeal. At other times he would be accosted by a stray bitch on heat in Lodhi Gardens and obliged her with equal enthusiasm, while I sat on the lawn till he had finished.<br /><br />Dogs come in many sizes ranging from the tiny Chihuahua to the great dane or Rottweiler. It is only the medium sized dog which resembles a wolf which is prone to act like one when provoked or hungry. It is this breed which has developed a taste for human flesh and is on the rampage in Srinagar.<br /><br />Most of my friends are dog-lovers. I find it difficult to befriend anyone allergic to dogs. Reeta Devi’s husband Bheem after retiring as a manager of a tea estate used to spend his entire day feeding stray dogs with buffalo meat. They awaited his arrival in packs in different parts of the city. My niece Veena Balwant Singh goes out every evening after she returns from office carrying packets of dog food for strays in Lodhi Gardens. She also takes those who are sick to a vet for treatment.<br /><br />We must not kill dogs to control their population. A more civilized way of keeping them in limited numbers is to have them sterilised. It costs around Rs 800.<br /><br />Will we ever know?<br /><br />What a mystery, will we ever know?<br />When end comes, where after death we go?<br />Who is the messenger of death that comes?<br />What he snatches from one, where he runs?<br />What is the embodied soul, where it lies?<br />What is its shape, how it goes when body dies?<br />Leaving the body, where does the soul settle?<br />What is its time lag? Does it loiter or dabble?<br />None knows the reality, will know it never,<br />The mystery of God will remain for ever.<br /><br /><em>(Courtesy: Bharat Bhushan Srivastava, Ghaziabad)</em><br /><br />Kiss and tell<br /><br />A miserly husband gave his wife an IOU for ‘100 kisses’ as a Valentine’s Day Gift. When his wife opened the envelope and saw what was inside, she smiled and said, “Thank you for this lovely gift. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to the neighbourhood gym.”<br />“Whatever for?” asked the bewildered husband.<br />“To get this IOU encashed by all the handsome hunks who come here,” replied his wife.<br /><em><br />(Contributed by Rajeshwari Singh, New Delhi)<br /></em></p>
<p>As an ardent dog-lover I find myself in the dog house (I don’t mean a kennel but one out of favour with public opinion).<br /><br /> </p>.<p>I was provoked by an article written by Baba Umar in the latest issue of Tehelka, entitled ‘Who let the dogs out?’ It drew the readers’ attention to the alarming increase in the incidence of dog bites in Kashmir.<br /><br /> The top of two pages had a picture of over two dozens dogs waiting in the snow for some hapless tourist to arrive so that they could make a meal of him or her. At first I took it lightly. I gave a copy to Begum Dilshad Sheikh who spends her winters in the neighbouring block in Delhi. She is a beautiful woman and the heart-throb of our mohalla. I hoped after reading it she would postpone her departure for Kashmir. I am still hoping she will do so.<br /><br />I remain as ardent a dog lover as I ever was. I have always had a dog as a companion since I was a child. Not one of them had a pedigree. Even in my years in England I had a Cocker Spaniel but no certificate to prove it. My longest association lasting 14 years was with a German Shepherd Simba. <br /><br />We were as close to each other as any man and beast could be. He not only answered to his name as all dogs do but was able to talk to me in his own language which I understood. When he brought my walking stick and put it in my lap, he meant to say ‘take me out for a walk.’ All dog need exercise. I obeyed his orders and drove him to Lodhi Gardens. When he did the same after dinner, he meant to say ‘take me to Khan Market and buy me an ice-cream cone.’ I did it.<br /><br />He looked forward to Sunday mornings when the family went out for a picnic. We let him out of the car before we reached our chosen spot. He would race along the car, chase cows out - grazing, or a hare and give it a run for its life. He took out his tongue to lick people to show affection. He used his teeth only while hunting squirrels. I could never get him out of the bad habit.<br /><br />Simba was the most handsome dog of his species. But I had no certificate to prove his ancestry: he could have been a pi-dog or a mongrel. Yet owners of German Shepherd bitches pleaded with me to lend Simba’s services when their bitches were on heat. He carried out my orders with great zeal. At other times he would be accosted by a stray bitch on heat in Lodhi Gardens and obliged her with equal enthusiasm, while I sat on the lawn till he had finished.<br /><br />Dogs come in many sizes ranging from the tiny Chihuahua to the great dane or Rottweiler. It is only the medium sized dog which resembles a wolf which is prone to act like one when provoked or hungry. It is this breed which has developed a taste for human flesh and is on the rampage in Srinagar.<br /><br />Most of my friends are dog-lovers. I find it difficult to befriend anyone allergic to dogs. Reeta Devi’s husband Bheem after retiring as a manager of a tea estate used to spend his entire day feeding stray dogs with buffalo meat. They awaited his arrival in packs in different parts of the city. My niece Veena Balwant Singh goes out every evening after she returns from office carrying packets of dog food for strays in Lodhi Gardens. She also takes those who are sick to a vet for treatment.<br /><br />We must not kill dogs to control their population. A more civilized way of keeping them in limited numbers is to have them sterilised. It costs around Rs 800.<br /><br />Will we ever know?<br /><br />What a mystery, will we ever know?<br />When end comes, where after death we go?<br />Who is the messenger of death that comes?<br />What he snatches from one, where he runs?<br />What is the embodied soul, where it lies?<br />What is its shape, how it goes when body dies?<br />Leaving the body, where does the soul settle?<br />What is its time lag? Does it loiter or dabble?<br />None knows the reality, will know it never,<br />The mystery of God will remain for ever.<br /><br /><em>(Courtesy: Bharat Bhushan Srivastava, Ghaziabad)</em><br /><br />Kiss and tell<br /><br />A miserly husband gave his wife an IOU for ‘100 kisses’ as a Valentine’s Day Gift. When his wife opened the envelope and saw what was inside, she smiled and said, “Thank you for this lovely gift. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to the neighbourhood gym.”<br />“Whatever for?” asked the bewildered husband.<br />“To get this IOU encashed by all the handsome hunks who come here,” replied his wife.<br /><em><br />(Contributed by Rajeshwari Singh, New Delhi)<br /></em></p>