Using his witty words on Twitter, a professional limerick writer named Amit Verma is hoping to help drive up donations for victims of floods in Kerala.

Verma, a columnist, has asked people to share receipts of donations made by them.

If the receipt shows that a person has donated over Rs 5,000 to the Chief Minister's Distress Relief Fund, they are entitled to receive a personalised limerick on a subject of their choice. Verma has already uploaded over 25 such hilarious limericks.

One on the topic of 'Kerala Beef' titled 'Secret Desire' for a user named @jensondavis goes like this:

Subject: Kerala beef

SECRET DESIRE
Amit Shah was combing Modi’s hair.
He said, ‘Atalji had so much flair.
Give me one boon, my chief.
Please let me have some beef.
In this land, freedom is medium-rare.’

Donor: @gauravsabnis (1 of 4)
Subject: Gobi Manchurian

GOBI MANCHURIAN

Modi said to Sushma, let’s discuss
Why the Chinese are making a fuss.
Sushma said, with a stare,
‘See this menu right here.
You’ll understood why they’re mad at us.’

— Amit Varma (@amitvarma) August 18, 2018

Another one on the subject of “Amit Shah’s beautiful flag unhoisting” for twitter user @gauravsabnis reads:

Subject: Amit Shah’s beautiful flag unhoisting

BAD AMIT
Amit went to Modi with a brag.
‘I’ve put the media under gag.’
Modi said, ‘Listen bro,
Shut your crap. Stop the show.
You can’t even hoist the nation’s flag.’

Donor: @Raja_sw
Subject: Aadhaar

STOLEN BIOMETRICS

Dear Leader passed away, became late,
And went excited to heaven’s gate.
St Peter said, ‘Wait yaar,
Someone’s used your Aadhaar.
You can’t enter. That is my mandate.’

— Amit Varma (@amitvarma) August 18, 2018

So send your receipts to Verma to get a personalised limerick on the topic of your choice.
You can also donate to the relief fund set up by Deccan Herald, the details of which can be found here. 

Contributions can be made through online transfer (at DECCAN HERALD-PRAJAVANI RELIEF TRUST, Canara Bank, Cantonment Branch; A/C NO.0404101200385, IFSC CODE: CNRB0000404) or through cheques or bank drafts, drawn in favour of DeccanHerald-Prajavani Relief Trust (please superscribe the envelope with `DeccanHerald-Prajavani Relief Fund’).

They can be sent to any of our offices at the following addresses: Deccan Herald, 75, M G Road, Bengaluru-560 001; Deccan Herald, 2nd floor, Yenepoya Chambers, Balamatta Post, Mangaluru-575 002; Deccan Herald, 363,  1st floor, Srihari Complex, Seethavilas Road, Chamaraj Mohalla, Mysuru-570024; Deccan Herald, CTS-17/1B, Opposite Amruth Theatre, Vidyanagar, P B Road, Hubballi-580021; and, Deccan Herald, 1-39/2A, Opp Dt Court Complex, Kalaburagi-585102.

-Editor