<p>It’s the <em>Housefull</em> series, so you already know the drill — brains optional, logic minimal, clothing scarce.</p>.<p>This time, it's a cruise with a murder or two (or was it three?), all crammed between songs that in no way help the story. Wait, 'story'? The franchise never bothered with one. </p>.<p>Yawn voyage! The only thing setting sail is your patience.</p>.<p>So you have a dozen blokes and their girlfriends/wives, who keep swapping partners, and at no point do you actually know who’s with whom (not that anyone cares). </p>.<p>No matter how much one tries to overlook the crass masquerading as comedy, there isn’t a single scene that genuinely lands a laugh. </p>.<p>The plus? At nearly three hours, there is ample time for naps without missing a thing. </p>.<p>Amid the snoozefare, a few wildlife from the old stable make their customary appearance. The foul-mouthed parakeet and two vengeful monkeys are on a mission — to settle scores with Akshay Kumar. Well, the man has a history. And that’s besides the sexist jokes and cringe-worthy lines he mouths.</p>.<p>He is in good company. Riteish Deshmukh and Abhishek Bachchan join Jackie Shroff and Sanjay Dutt (who turns the British police into a running gag), completing the lineup of body-part jokes as they look for a masked murderer on the ship.</p>.<p>As more characters (and corpses) keep tumbling out of cupboards, the women's brigade — Jacqueline Fernandez, Sonam Bajwa, Nargis Fakhri, Chitrangda Singh and Soundarya Sharma — plays 'who bares, wins'.</p>.<p>This house is bursting at the seams with nonsense, it needs an eviction notice.</p>
<p>It’s the <em>Housefull</em> series, so you already know the drill — brains optional, logic minimal, clothing scarce.</p>.<p>This time, it's a cruise with a murder or two (or was it three?), all crammed between songs that in no way help the story. Wait, 'story'? The franchise never bothered with one. </p>.<p>Yawn voyage! The only thing setting sail is your patience.</p>.<p>So you have a dozen blokes and their girlfriends/wives, who keep swapping partners, and at no point do you actually know who’s with whom (not that anyone cares). </p>.<p>No matter how much one tries to overlook the crass masquerading as comedy, there isn’t a single scene that genuinely lands a laugh. </p>.<p>The plus? At nearly three hours, there is ample time for naps without missing a thing. </p>.<p>Amid the snoozefare, a few wildlife from the old stable make their customary appearance. The foul-mouthed parakeet and two vengeful monkeys are on a mission — to settle scores with Akshay Kumar. Well, the man has a history. And that’s besides the sexist jokes and cringe-worthy lines he mouths.</p>.<p>He is in good company. Riteish Deshmukh and Abhishek Bachchan join Jackie Shroff and Sanjay Dutt (who turns the British police into a running gag), completing the lineup of body-part jokes as they look for a masked murderer on the ship.</p>.<p>As more characters (and corpses) keep tumbling out of cupboards, the women's brigade — Jacqueline Fernandez, Sonam Bajwa, Nargis Fakhri, Chitrangda Singh and Soundarya Sharma — plays 'who bares, wins'.</p>.<p>This house is bursting at the seams with nonsense, it needs an eviction notice.</p>