<div>Two years ago, Elizabeth Millard discovered a way to put fresh produce into car food. Elizabeth, a sustainable farmer outside St Paul, Minnesota, grew a crop of microgreens on the passenger-side floor mat of her 2005 VW Beetle convertible. <br /><br />“We were shuttling our box of seeds back and forth from our rented greenhouse space to our house,” she said the other day. “And I tripped and they fell all over the place.” Cress, mustards, a little purple mizuna.<br /><br />Elizabeth added: “Being frustrated and lazy, I decided I would clean them up some time in my lifetime. Which means never.” It rained the next day. Elizabeth, now 46, and Karla Pankow, her partner in life and in their CSA business, called Bossy Acres, tracked mud into the car. After that, the June sun busted loose and they threw down the top. I think you can see where this is going.<br /><br />“About five days after the incident, I came out to my car in the morning and there was a beautiful flush carpet of microgreens on the passenger side,” Elizabeth said. The accident fed the philosophy behind her new book: Indoor Kitchen Gardening: Turn Your Home Into a Year-Round Vegetable Garden. This is a how-to guide that describes Elizabeth’s experiments raising crops – sun-loving outdoor plants like herbs, carrots, radishes, potatoes and tomatoes – in her Minneapolis bungalow.<br /><br />You don’t have to be a plant whisperer to enjoy success in this endeavor. Although, occasionally, you do have to be the bee. In a quest for bug-less indoor pollination, Elizabeth stimulated the tomato’s reproductive parts with her electric toothbrush.<br /><br />But what she discovered, and what the book illustrates, is that it’s possible and even easy to cultivate shoots, greens and the odd root crop with almost no special equipment.<br />Hygiene and stuffThe VW microgreens did not become the stuff of a piquant salad. “I can’t imagine the carpet of your car is a food-safe environment,” Elizabeth said. Instead, it became a proof of concept. “The lesson is: Don’t worry about it so much,” Elizabeth said of her indoor garden. “If the conditions are right, it will happen.”<br /><br />I asked Elizabeth about what may still be growing at her house across town. But she had moved out soon after finishing a draft of the book. While she and Karla shopped for farmland of their own, they were dwelling in a downscale version of that VW Microgreen: a 25-year-old Coachman fifth-wheel camper they bought from friends for $2,000. “It’s surprisingly spacious,” she said. “It’s like a New York apartment.”<br /><br />Elizabeth also has good news for the yardless metropolitan. Much of the equipment you need for indoor kitchen gardening is already in the kitchen. Sprouts should grow in a Mason jar with a screen lid for air and drainage. Soak the seeds. Then, after a day or two, turn the jar upside down and wait.<br /><br />Are the white filaments edible food or some type of brassica thrush? Elizabeth was noncommittal. “I will sprout things if people ask me to,” she said. “But I have not been a huge fan.” Farther down in the cupboards, pie plates or baking sheets make satisfactory planters to grow microgreens or shoots. At the start, plastic wrap can keep the seeds humid. You may even have the shoot seeds in the bulk bin: say, dried peas, raw sunflower seeds or untreated popcorn.<br /><br />Germination isn’t a sign of spoilage; it’s the goal here. Elizabeth recommends soaking the seeds for a day or two beforehand changing the water now and again. “If you leave them longer than that, they’ll give off a really vile smell,” she said, “like burning moldy feet.” At this point, you’re not raising food but developing a biological weapons programme.<br /><br />Small start<br />The easiest indoor gardening projects look a lot like seed-starting. You don’t need much dirt: an inch and a half for sprouts, and maybe half an inch for microgreens (a regular lettuce mix, harvested early). “You can do that on a paper towel,” she said. “They’re not going to grow into their fullest expression of what they could be.” But then, who among us hasn’t thought about their own dirt nap and harboured the same self-doubt?<br /><br />Elizabeth had dragged a full bag of vermiculite as big as a pillowcase up the three flights of stairs. This, of course, was a bit of a sight gag: the white filler looks like Styrofoam and weighs no more. The idea was to mix it with a bagged organic compost she likes, called Cowsmo. But any indoor potting mix with a little fertilizer would do.<br /><br />Clean start<br />“You want something that drains really well,” Elizabeth said. “Dirt from your garden is too dense.” As a no-pesticide farmer, she welcomed the chance for a clean start. There’s a book to be written about how to breed common garden bugs in the house, but let’s leave that to the newspaper’s entomology expert.<br /><br />Elizabeth totes a stack of 20-inch black plastic planting flats almost everywhere she goes, the same way a real estate agent seems to bleed a trail of lawn signs. Get the ones with the bottom watering slits and the translucent lids. They are a masterful piece of industrial design, they cost about $1.50 each and they look just like garbage.<br /><br />A Pyrex casserole dish makes a smarter display. “It may help with the drainage to put a low layer of gravel in the bottom,” Elizabeth said, prepping the planter. A few handfuls of soil mix flew into the trays. She was no more delicate with the pea seeds and the popcorn kernels, scattering a single layer over the surface. Being housebound, they wouldn’t need a coat of dirt on top.<br /><br />You’ll want to sow at the kind of density you would see in front of the stage at Bonnaroo. Once the sprouts come up, Elizabeth said, “you could have someone crowd surf without falling in.”<br /><br />“Depending on your conditions in here, after about two weeks you should be able to harvest them,” Elizabeth said. “Cut them like you’re giving them the worst haircut in the world.”<br /><br />What about lights? Elizabeth dutifully runs through the options in the book. A window with southern exposure will get you somewhere. But the plant will need to be close to the pane, where conditions may be drafty. Incandescent bulbs give off more heat than light. <br /><br />Elizabeth doesn’t spend too much time on specialty lighting systems: HID, LED or plasma. This kind of expertise and budget are the province of the marijuana cultivator. We have a lot to learn from them.<br /><br />Ultimately, Elizabeth recommends cheap shop lights, with full-spectrum bulbs (t5 or t8) and reflective hoods. The adjustable fixtures are better still: You can start them a couple of inches above the newly sprouted seeds and raise them as your plants grow.<br /><br /></div>
<div>Two years ago, Elizabeth Millard discovered a way to put fresh produce into car food. Elizabeth, a sustainable farmer outside St Paul, Minnesota, grew a crop of microgreens on the passenger-side floor mat of her 2005 VW Beetle convertible. <br /><br />“We were shuttling our box of seeds back and forth from our rented greenhouse space to our house,” she said the other day. “And I tripped and they fell all over the place.” Cress, mustards, a little purple mizuna.<br /><br />Elizabeth added: “Being frustrated and lazy, I decided I would clean them up some time in my lifetime. Which means never.” It rained the next day. Elizabeth, now 46, and Karla Pankow, her partner in life and in their CSA business, called Bossy Acres, tracked mud into the car. After that, the June sun busted loose and they threw down the top. I think you can see where this is going.<br /><br />“About five days after the incident, I came out to my car in the morning and there was a beautiful flush carpet of microgreens on the passenger side,” Elizabeth said. The accident fed the philosophy behind her new book: Indoor Kitchen Gardening: Turn Your Home Into a Year-Round Vegetable Garden. This is a how-to guide that describes Elizabeth’s experiments raising crops – sun-loving outdoor plants like herbs, carrots, radishes, potatoes and tomatoes – in her Minneapolis bungalow.<br /><br />You don’t have to be a plant whisperer to enjoy success in this endeavor. Although, occasionally, you do have to be the bee. In a quest for bug-less indoor pollination, Elizabeth stimulated the tomato’s reproductive parts with her electric toothbrush.<br /><br />But what she discovered, and what the book illustrates, is that it’s possible and even easy to cultivate shoots, greens and the odd root crop with almost no special equipment.<br />Hygiene and stuffThe VW microgreens did not become the stuff of a piquant salad. “I can’t imagine the carpet of your car is a food-safe environment,” Elizabeth said. Instead, it became a proof of concept. “The lesson is: Don’t worry about it so much,” Elizabeth said of her indoor garden. “If the conditions are right, it will happen.”<br /><br />I asked Elizabeth about what may still be growing at her house across town. But she had moved out soon after finishing a draft of the book. While she and Karla shopped for farmland of their own, they were dwelling in a downscale version of that VW Microgreen: a 25-year-old Coachman fifth-wheel camper they bought from friends for $2,000. “It’s surprisingly spacious,” she said. “It’s like a New York apartment.”<br /><br />Elizabeth also has good news for the yardless metropolitan. Much of the equipment you need for indoor kitchen gardening is already in the kitchen. Sprouts should grow in a Mason jar with a screen lid for air and drainage. Soak the seeds. Then, after a day or two, turn the jar upside down and wait.<br /><br />Are the white filaments edible food or some type of brassica thrush? Elizabeth was noncommittal. “I will sprout things if people ask me to,” she said. “But I have not been a huge fan.” Farther down in the cupboards, pie plates or baking sheets make satisfactory planters to grow microgreens or shoots. At the start, plastic wrap can keep the seeds humid. You may even have the shoot seeds in the bulk bin: say, dried peas, raw sunflower seeds or untreated popcorn.<br /><br />Germination isn’t a sign of spoilage; it’s the goal here. Elizabeth recommends soaking the seeds for a day or two beforehand changing the water now and again. “If you leave them longer than that, they’ll give off a really vile smell,” she said, “like burning moldy feet.” At this point, you’re not raising food but developing a biological weapons programme.<br /><br />Small start<br />The easiest indoor gardening projects look a lot like seed-starting. You don’t need much dirt: an inch and a half for sprouts, and maybe half an inch for microgreens (a regular lettuce mix, harvested early). “You can do that on a paper towel,” she said. “They’re not going to grow into their fullest expression of what they could be.” But then, who among us hasn’t thought about their own dirt nap and harboured the same self-doubt?<br /><br />Elizabeth had dragged a full bag of vermiculite as big as a pillowcase up the three flights of stairs. This, of course, was a bit of a sight gag: the white filler looks like Styrofoam and weighs no more. The idea was to mix it with a bagged organic compost she likes, called Cowsmo. But any indoor potting mix with a little fertilizer would do.<br /><br />Clean start<br />“You want something that drains really well,” Elizabeth said. “Dirt from your garden is too dense.” As a no-pesticide farmer, she welcomed the chance for a clean start. There’s a book to be written about how to breed common garden bugs in the house, but let’s leave that to the newspaper’s entomology expert.<br /><br />Elizabeth totes a stack of 20-inch black plastic planting flats almost everywhere she goes, the same way a real estate agent seems to bleed a trail of lawn signs. Get the ones with the bottom watering slits and the translucent lids. They are a masterful piece of industrial design, they cost about $1.50 each and they look just like garbage.<br /><br />A Pyrex casserole dish makes a smarter display. “It may help with the drainage to put a low layer of gravel in the bottom,” Elizabeth said, prepping the planter. A few handfuls of soil mix flew into the trays. She was no more delicate with the pea seeds and the popcorn kernels, scattering a single layer over the surface. Being housebound, they wouldn’t need a coat of dirt on top.<br /><br />You’ll want to sow at the kind of density you would see in front of the stage at Bonnaroo. Once the sprouts come up, Elizabeth said, “you could have someone crowd surf without falling in.”<br /><br />“Depending on your conditions in here, after about two weeks you should be able to harvest them,” Elizabeth said. “Cut them like you’re giving them the worst haircut in the world.”<br /><br />What about lights? Elizabeth dutifully runs through the options in the book. A window with southern exposure will get you somewhere. But the plant will need to be close to the pane, where conditions may be drafty. Incandescent bulbs give off more heat than light. <br /><br />Elizabeth doesn’t spend too much time on specialty lighting systems: HID, LED or plasma. This kind of expertise and budget are the province of the marijuana cultivator. We have a lot to learn from them.<br /><br />Ultimately, Elizabeth recommends cheap shop lights, with full-spectrum bulbs (t5 or t8) and reflective hoods. The adjustable fixtures are better still: You can start them a couple of inches above the newly sprouted seeds and raise them as your plants grow.<br /><br /></div>
